經典幽默的英語諺語大全

 　　經典幽默的英語諺語大全

　　1.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都不結婚，但一旦結了婚很難再聰明起來。

　　2.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　3.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人。

　　4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

　　5.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡,青春勵志。

　　6.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因爲它們很好喫。