英語寫作精講：準確表達20題

昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室.

　　前台美眉左看右看，大家都在打遊戯，衹有自己比較清閑.

　　於是發生了這一幕----

　　前台美眉:hello

　　老外:HI

　　前台美眉:you have what thing?

　　老外:can you speak english?

　　前台美眉:if i not speak english, i am speaking what?

　　老外:can anybody else speak english?

　　前台美眉:you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait ,you go

　　老外:anybody here can speak english?

　　前台美眉:shout what shout,wait a little,you on earth have what thing?

　　老外:i want to speak to your head

　　前台美眉:Head not ZAI(中文),You tomorrow come!

　　KAO　，完全的中文式英文..

　　老外儅場吐血暈厥中……