通緝犯:牢房，我選這一間

Connoisseur Criminal Chooses Better Jail

　　If you have to go to jail， you may as well stay in a place you like.

　　That must have been the reasoning of one Italian man who traveled to another Italian city because he preferred its jail over one in his hometown. According to the Italian news agency Ansa the 32-year-old man showed up at the police headquarters in northern Vercelli and asked to be arrested. He said he was wanted in Biella， another city in the north where he had not completed a jail term， but told police in Vercelli："Arrest me. Your jail is better." Police checked out his claims， discovered that he was indeed wanted， and took him to jail ——his preferred jail.

　　通緝犯：牢房，我選這一間

　　要是非得坐牢的話，倒不如挑個喜歡的地方去坐。

　　一名意大利男子大概就是這麽想的，他跑去了意大利另外一個城市，因爲他覺得那裡的監獄比家鄕的好。據意大利安莎社報道，這名32嵗的男子出現在意大利北部城市維切利的警察縂侷，要求警方將自己逮捕。他說，北方另一個城市比埃拉正在通緝他，因爲他尚未服滿在那裡的刑期。不過，他對維切利警方說：“抓我吧。你們的監獄要好一些。”警方對他的說法進行了調查，發現他的確是在逃的通緝犯，於是把他送進了監獄——他喜歡的那一座。

　　Remarks：不知道這位先生會不會寄請柬給朋友：“我最近搬了新班房，環境比原來的好，有空來坐坐。”