雙語幽默：四減四等於幾

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said:"What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?""The hole," replied Peter。

　　四減四等於幾？

　　一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等於幾？”彼得張口結舌答不上來。

　　老師生氣地說：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋裡放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那麽，你衣袋裡還賸下什麽？” 　“窟窿，”彼得答道。

　　Notes:

　　(1)tongue-tied:張口結舌

　　(2)leak out:泄漏

　　　A small leak will sink a great ship.[諺]小洞沉大船;小患不治成大災。